Sunday, August 7, 2011

Bridal Shower Mad Libs

I think everyone knows the (dentist) drill.

1) a number
2) an adjective
3) an adjective
4) an adjective that describes a place
5) an adjective that describes a place
6) the name of a place
7) the name of a place
8) the name of a place
9) a place to store money
10) an amount of money
11) the name of a store
12) an adjective
13) a color
14) an item of clothing
15) a color
16) an item of clothing
17) how you might describe a choice
18) a question
19) a question
20) a part of the body
21) a period of time
22) an answer to a question

You may not have heard how it was that Ben came to propose to Lindsay, and so now we will share that tale.

After just 69 dates with Lindsay, Ben knew he was smitten. He began to think about a proposal. He wanted one that would be both bridal and flippant.
First, he needed to choose the place where he would pop the question. He wanted a place that was both moist and fleshy. He considered Katmandu and Port Angeles, but finally chose Forks Motel as the place to propose.
Of course, he needed a ring. He looked in his between bewbs and decided he could afford to spend about a gagillion dollars on the ring. Surely that would buy a fine ring, he decided, from Newton's. After a difficult decision-making process, he finally chose a rich diamond ring that he hoped would impress his bride-to-be.
He considered what he should wear in order to make a really fine impression. After going through his entire wardrobe, he selected a green codpiece and blue gag ball. They turned out to be really angsty choices.
Finally, the future groom had to think about the words he would use. He couldn’t decide between asking her, “WTF?” or “You're what?” Finally he decided that he would just improvise and speak from the depths of his heart when the moment arrived.
That would have worked, except that Ben became terribly nervous when the moment arrived. Instead of asking for her hand in marriage, he accidentally asked for her taint. And instead of saying he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her, he said he wanted to spend a fucking long time with Lindsay.
Luckily the story has a happy ending. Lindsay saw through all the nervous mishaps and knew that Ben really loved her with his whole heart. And so she said, “I'll marry you, of course, to get to the other side!”
The couple kissed. The wedding planning began. And we all wish them the happiest ever after ever!
Congratulations Lindsay and Ben!
We wish you a lifetime of love and happiness!

Will This Work?

My sn is LindsayRae114 (a shocker.) If you remember, we all ended up logging in to Stickam to join Jessica for her Baby Shower of Awesome, so I'm thinking this might be the way to go. We'll see.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Lindsay's wedding shower is this Sunday 8-7-11 3pm EST!

Lindsay's online wedding shower is this Sunday 8-7-11 at 3pm EST, 2pm CST and 12 noon PST!!

She has links to her wedding gift registry on her Wedding Channel page and items purchased through the links there will lead to a donation being made to the American Cancer Society.

Also be sure to stop by this blog on Sunday to watch her open her gifts and hopefully play a game or two.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Registry Links 'n Stuff!

I don't have a magic power. If I did, I would use it to edit the format of this here bloggy. But since I'm Blogger-tarded, I'll just go ahead and post my registry information here...In a post :)

Here's the link attached to our wedsite - Registry Info. Feel free to click around and be nosy about our shindig! Just remember, if you do want to partake, click through this site. For every purchase made through the links on our page, a donation will be made to the American Cancer Society!

Dear ROBsessed...Thank you for the HQ pics.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

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Monday, May 2, 2011

I Aim, He Fires

We actually did our registry this weekend! It was a fucking blast. And exhausting! We should have done one store at a time, but we were feeling productive, so we decided to just get it all done in one afternoon. We had to hit the bar between the stores because we already felt like we deserved a little boozey pick-me-up!

So, if you are interested in seeing what kind of fuckery we came up with, I would love love love for you to access our registry through our website. For every purchase made through, they will make a donation to the American Cancer Society. This is awesome, and I love that we will be giving back as we are getting. We will also be donating a percentage of our cash gifts to the American Heart Association after our wedding.

Here's a taste...Just so you can see what we think is important to our marriage:

Of course we registered for dishes and flatware and sheets 'n shit...But what's the fun if you don't HAVE fun, right? I must say, it was an absolute blast doing this together. We're totally gonna have fun for the rest of our lives. Right next to our fancy-pantsy stuff.